"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty, but don't judge what you see. I'll eat myself if you can finda smarter hat than me! You can keep your bowlers black, your top hats sleek & tall, For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat & I can cap them all! There's nothing hidden in your head the Sorting Hat can't see, So try me on & I will tell you where you ought to be!"